"Gray vs. Gary
Their names are almost identical, but they couldn't be any more different.
LAW ENFORCEMENT EXPERIENCE
Gray: Junior high hall pass monitor
Gary: Security guard
HIT TV SERIES
Gray: None
Gary: Diff'rent Strokes
DIVERSITY
Gray: Some of his best friends are ...
Gary: Black and beautiful
ENERGY
Gray: Bungling caused blackouts
Gary: His humor is electrifying
CAMPAIGN SLOGAN
Gray: 'I want your money.'
Gary: 'None of the above.'
EDUCATION
Gray: Class size matters
Gary: Class matters
HEALTH
Gray: Awaiting his personality transplant
Gary: Survived kidney transplant
INDEPENDENCE
Gray: Sold out California to deep-pocketed campaign contributors
Gary: Will govern California on his own terms
CRIME
Gray: Not a pro
Gary: Not a con "
Snollygoster
SNOLLYGOSTER - A shrewd, unprincipled person, especially a politician.